September 18, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

enough, Lady Gaga.

just had it out with the wasband. Won't get into the details but I did tell him to sue gym after he told me he goes every day.

I want to teleport to the Mad Men universe just so I can show Roger Sterling a resume that lists "Mommy Blogger" under work experience.

You know you have issues when you email your husband the exact picture of the donut you want him to buy because you don't believe the description you wrote was clear enough... this is serious stuff people.

This Friday, if you are driving, and there is a Fed Ex truck behind you, please let them pass you. My iPhone may be on that truck. Thanks!

Halloween superstores are already popping up everywhere in NYC. Prediction: Honey Boo-Boo Child is the new Snooki. I hope she's saving all this money for college...

I get that your lunch hour is a break from work but do you reallllly think measuring for new bras and audibly discussing the sizes and colors is work place appropriate?