October 1, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh this weekend:
yes, buddy, I'm sure if you clear your throat loudly one more time that should clear things up
I could be a counselor at John Cougar Mellencamp.
I think I'm getting a dog. Meaning, I'm breaking into the building next door and stealing the dog that's been barking for eight hours.
judging by Facebook updates, I appear to be the only person I know who didn't attend a wedding this weekend.
It's margarita o'clock. Giggity.
I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit! You're going first!
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