October 1, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh this weekend:

yes, buddy, I'm sure if you clear your throat loudly one more time that should clear things up

I could be a counselor at John Cougar Mellencamp.

I think I'm getting a dog. Meaning, I'm breaking into the building next door and stealing the dog that's been barking for eight hours.

judging by Facebook updates, I appear to be the only person I know who didn't attend a wedding this weekend.

It's margarita o'clock. Giggity.

I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit! You're going first!