Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh:

Dave Vollenweider added a new photo.

Anthony Iler

If only life was half as exciting as it looks on a FB timeline....In reality mine should be 5,000 pictures of me sitting at a desk or sleeping

Christian Concepcion

Went for a run this morning. A coffee run.

Jennifer Caluri

So I missed Yom Kippur which is my favorite traffic day of the year. The only bad drivers on the road are Asians and olden wearing hats. But since the Jews have to fast no Chinese food deliveries

Amanda Green

‎#YouKnowYoureInLoveWhen you relate to the stupid music.

Anna Huzar

I mean, seriously...

Jezabel Martinez

What if the Hokey Pokey is REALLY what it's all about??