October 24, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Today is my one year wedding anniversary. So if you had "One Year or Less" in the How Long Will Roland's Marriage Last? Pool, I am sorry to say that you are not a winner.

When someone says "to make a long story short", it's usually too late.

I think we can ALL agree that the "Unsubscribe" function on the Book was made specifically for Election Season.

I'm trying to make a bigger effort to tweet (bc apparently Facebook, pinterest, tumblr, instagram and LinkedIn just aren't enough to have a "social media profile"), so follow me if ya want

The bank teller informing me that I can deposit checks at the ATM feels like a record store owner telling me about iTunes.