October 4, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Ha, google. No, I didn't forget to attach something to my email. YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, ROBOT GOD WIZARD.

‎...no comment

So over the election already. Wish they'd jut do a dance-off and get it over with.

Was that Obama or Jay Pharaoh doing a lame SNL bit?

‎"Excuse me, Mitt Romney. This episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters F and U."

Debate would have been way more entertaining if Roseanne Barr was involved...

Why do we only get to chose between two candidates for president when there are clearly hundreds of people right here on Facebook who know exactly how to fix all of our problems?

Sighted Harry from Sex and the City at Wholefoods this morn. Really wanted to ask how Charlotte and the kids were doing, but resisted.

I respect Twitter for the challenge of expressing a thought in 140 characters or less.

Dear grown man riding a razor scooter to work: a) you're a grown man on a razor scooter, and b) everyone knows you're riding a razor scooter because you can't ride a skateboard. You suck.

Reason to not go on Facebook at work...I was trying to minimize my window and accidently changed my language to Slovenian (slovenščina/slovenski jezik) and could not figure out how to change it back.

When ordering food it is a bad sign when the person taking your order responds with "Have you ever had that before? You don't think that it's gross?".

Steve Cavagnet was tagged in his own photo.

Semi-middle class kids of insta.gram (on facebook)