October 8, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh today.
If running late was considered exercise, I'd be an Olympic gold medalist.
Dani Il Grande
I love how the cashiers in K-Mart somehow manage to be so much more fabulous than me...only in NYC
Just hid my blackberry in my panties throughout my massage so I wouldn't have to leave it in locker. We're officially too close.
I wonder when we're gonna find out that "Five Hour Energy" causes shorter lifespans? I tell ya what: Drink water. Exercise. Don't eat food that comes from a box. You'll have more energy than you'll know what to do with.
Taylor Swift's new album should just be called "Songs For Jake Gyllenhaal."
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