December 10, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh today:
The gift that says, "Hey honey, you're a fat slob!"
MORE LIES! SHAMEFUL… VOTE MITT/NEWT IN 2016
In case you're wondering why global productivity is up 26% across the board today, it's because Gmail has been having intermittent outages all day.
Roland Brian Alonzi
The hand dryers in LaGuardia's rest rooms are about as effective as a 90 year old with COPD breathing on my hands.
LaGuardia Airport (LGA)
Nice job on the candles love...they're totally not crooked or anything. :)
And then there is the realization that nothing you accomplish in your career will ever be as compelling as a small monkey in a shearling coat wandering around a Toronto IKEA. Good night and good luck.
The best thing about IKEA monkey is that he dresses better than everyone who shops at Walmart.
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