February 18, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth A Mention


You people made me laugh:


If I ever walked into a club and started dancing like Beyonce does on stage, I would immediately be escorted out by security.

Just got my second v-day gift. Dave's cold.

Bon Iver makes great "dramatically gazing out of a train window and pretending you're in a movie" music.

On this, the day of Presidents, I'm proud to say I live in the town where Pres. Cleveland was born. He is my favorite character on Family Guy.

Public Service announcement: if you lower the volume on your cell phone... You tend to not have to scream to compete with the person on the other side... And then I won't fantasize about smashing your face while sitting next to you in the doctor's office.

My dentist needs to be careful how he arranges the magazines.
My dentist needs to be careful how he arranges the magazines.



























Cool crowd, Beiber.
Cool crowd, Beiber.



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