February 27, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

I think after 13 years, it's time to let my tongue ring close up and for me to grow up just a little more as a result.

Heads up, Roman Catholics: If you gave something up for Lent, you can have as much of that thing as you want while the College of Cardinals convenes. As soon as that melting-face guy from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark retires, it's SIN o'clock in the fucking a.m. NO POPE, NO RULES.

A statue of rosa parks was unveiled today. It was at the back of the museum.

My Kickstart for crotchless yoga pants isn't going as well as expected.

Just realized my leggings exactly match my pedicure. I feel so Peg Bundy.

Sign of a long night ahead: brewing a pot of coffee at 8:30 p.m.

Kudos to the Today Show for featuring a hard hitting news segment this morning about a teenager breaking off a piece of hair while using a curling iron.

Rick Dobbs updated his cover photo.

Wrong to put a #wig on a 4 month old? Hard to say. 

Iceland banning internet porn. Yahoo! decreeing no more stay-at-home employees. The Iceland branch of Yahoo! is about to give rise to the most productive group of human beings on the planet.

The water aisle. Wtf? — at Whole Foods Market Paramus.
The water aisle. Wtf?

Um, Carly is 4 and she just asked if the tooth fairy is really real. No loose teeth or anything- just questioning the universe before I have answers prepared.