Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
I just told the flight attendant that I would assist in the case of an emergency but I totally lied. Matter of fact, if shit gets real, I've already identified the people I need to climb over to get out of the emergency exit.
Why on earth do people still go on cruises? It's clearly never going to be like the Love Boat.
ME (To Sr. Exec): Yes, I actually have my nose pierced, you just can't see it because I keep a clear post in it. Am I even allowed to wear a nose ring here?