May 29, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: May 29
You people made me laugh today:
Justin Misenas Rivera
India Arie has really helped me through so many ups and downs with love and insecurity.
I'm not saying that I need a lot of money to be happy, just enough to be one of the rotating women on
The mid-day, weekday subway experience can best be described as one part Jerry Springer mixed with America's Got Talent and a splash of Joel Osteen Ministries.
Sometimes when I take a shower my hair gets stuck in my butt and I like the way it feels when I pull it out. #isthatweird?
Disappointed "milf" is not a useable scrabble word.
Lindsay Powers Eichmann
overheard in cobble hill. a guy describing his fluctuating weight... "I Oprah'd out this weekend."
NYC's weather is as crazy, unpredictable, frustrating and exciting as its inhabitants.
Is it strange that the 1st place I go to when I can't find my keys/phone is my chest?
My pedometer is not impressed with my activity level today. Too bad it doesn't measure PowerPoint slide output.
Jersey City Art
I'm not saying I want my son to be sexually active at a young age, I'm just saying that I want him to be good looking enough to have my wonder whether or not he is.
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