July 30, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: July 29

You people made me laugh today:

I just cried watching a purina commercial. How are your hormones doing today?

Driver thinks it's badass that I'm online and furiously typing on computer while in back of his car. Well, that's ONE way of looking at it.

Guess that Jew — with David Herman and Justin Herman.

"You don't have to sleep with him all the time, you know." -woman to me as I passed her on the sidewalk, strolling my 9 month old and sporting an obviously pregnant belly.

Our email server's down, so anyone who may be trying to reach me this afternoon should just pretend that I'm dead.

Office copy machine does. not. play. ‪#‎mmmonday‬

Parallel parking: Equal parts, turning radius and confidence.