Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: July 29

You people made me laugh today:

Alina Lipkin

I just cried watching a purina commercial. How are your hormones doing today?

Aly Walansky

Driver thinks it's badass that I'm online and furiously typing on computer while in back of his car. Well, that's ONE way of looking at it.

Mark Gendler

Guess that Jew — with David Herman and Justin Herman.

Bryce Gruber

"You don't have to sleep with him all the time, you know." -woman to me as I passed her on the sidewalk, strolling my 9 month old and sporting an obviously pregnant belly.

Anthony Crupi

Our email server's down, so anyone who may be trying to reach me this afternoon should just pretend that I'm dead.

Sean Alvarez

Office copy machine does. not. play. ‪#‎mmmonday‬

Daniel Modell

Parallel parking: Equal parts, turning radius and confidence.