Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh:

Arlene Altschuler

finally saw miley cyrus' "performance" from VMAs... apparently actually having an ass is not prerequisite for twerking as i previously thought. no wonder billy ray's heart is achey breaky.

Noelle Keppel Horohoe

Just watched Miley's incredibly spastic performance - I have to believe even Amanda Bynes thinks she looks stupid

Jennifer Caluri

Note to self don't ever buy a giant foam finger. You don't know where they have been

John Sterople

I think it should be perfectly acceptable to slap anyone over the age of 5, for chewing with your mouth open (currently listening to a popcorn symphony)

Chantelle Lauren Zino

Any volunteers to come get this the f*ck out of my yard???

Adam McKay

Movie idea: merciless bounty hunter who hunts down people who took novelty cowboy "Wanted" pictures at amusement parks.

Tyler Burrow

I'm sorry, but those Pretzel Dogs on that Sonic commercial look AMAZING!!!

Casey Brennan

just got cut off by a sports car with the license plate "Dat Ass"...vegas, you are making this very difficult for me

Rick Dobbs

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OKAY! EAT ME NOW! NOW!
Too late

--Peaches

Anthony Crupi

Rule of thumb: If the name on the bottle is a terrible pun ("Original Zin"), the wine is no good. Same applies if ALF appears on the label.

Jesse Brukman

Day 10,900 and i still don't have a sandwich named after me

Lauren McNamara

Ikea just sets you up for failure! Why don't they use words in their instructions!!!

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