August 26, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


You people made me laugh:

finally saw miley cyrus' "performance" from VMAs... apparently actually having an ass is not prerequisite for twerking as i previously thought. no wonder billy ray's heart is achey breaky.

Just watched Miley's incredibly spastic performance - I have to believe even Amanda Bynes thinks she looks stupid

Note to self don't ever buy a giant foam finger. You don't know where they have been

I think it should be perfectly acceptable to slap anyone over the age of 5, for chewing with your mouth open (currently listening to a popcorn symphony)

Any volunteers to come get this the f*ck out of my yard???
Any volunteers to come get this the f*ck out of my yard???

Movie idea: merciless bounty hunter who hunts down people who took novelty cowboy "Wanted" pictures at amusement parks.

I'm sorry, but those Pretzel Dogs on that Sonic commercial look AMAZING!!!

just got cut off by a sports car with the license plate "Dat Ass"...vegas, you are making this very difficult for me

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OKAY! EAT ME NOW! NOW!
Too late

--Peaches

Rule of thumb: If the name on the bottle is a terrible pun ("Original Zin"), the wine is no good. Same applies if ALF appears on the label.

Day 10,900 and i still don't have a sandwich named after me

Ikea just sets you up for failure! Why don't they use words in their instructions!!!
Ikea just sets you up for failure! Why don't they use words in their instructions!!!


Rhiannon Rae Ellis added a new photo