September 8, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Wearing my fire island sweatshirt around NYC feels a little like wearing white pants after Labor Day

"YOLO" - Epicurus, 300 B.C.

"Daddy, why do women like shopping? Because I really want to know the answer to that question. I would rather play baseball." -Austin — with Linda Lamadrid-Peluso.

is going to start juicing. The Blue Print kind - not the A-Rod kind.

John Lumpkin — at New York City.
Homeless hotspots are so hot right now...ny fashion week stunt?#zoolander #derelictmyballs

At the gym, realized my pants are on inside out. It's so not subtle. How did I not realize it all!!

Just finished reading "Inferno" by Dan Brown
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