September 6, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: Sept. 5


Ran 7 miles...and burned 2000 calories....would love to have cheese fries at Outback Steakhouse tonight....but don't want to ruin it...will settle for pizza

LOL someone online said they are located in Jenniferanistan

Just saw a woman leave a huge bottle of cold water by a homeless man sleeping in the heat. That's a good person. And it was so refreshing!

What do Ryan Seacrest and NFL football have in common?...Absolutely freaking nothing! Oh, but he played football in high school, they say. Wow, that's remarkable, so did half of America. Get out of here, Seacrest. Go back to the set of an American Idol.

The five words you would have least expected to kick off a new NFL season: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Ryan Seacrest!"