October 17, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh:


If I had one superpower, I would like it to be gnocchi-making.


I read a short story by James Franco that was actually somewhat good and now I am filled with a weird dread.


I love the sounds of Fall...especially the sound of my neighbors tree dropping acorns on the hood of my new car like small handgun bullets. — feeling aggravated.


Nothing annoys me more that a phone call followed by an email with the same info.


Yosik: "Mom, why are you leaving so early today?"
- "Because I'm going to a training class."
- "A training class? Why?"
- "To learn new stuff."
- "But you already know EVERYTHING!"

Hmmm... Good point, Yosik! I guess, some people didn't get that memo.

The nice thing about being in the service industry now is how much less I have to care about LinkedIn.