Some facebook status updates are worth a mention
You people made me laugh:
I'm beginning to become so desensitized to moustaches that they're actually starting to look good on people. #movember
I have a dream....that one day, there will be a day designated to telling your boss and coworkers to go fuck themselves and/or die without any consequences.
Wishing not-so-nice things on the person who brought fried fish on the bus to the airport.
I would upload a screenshot of how slow the #iOS7 download is, but I deleted every form of social media to make room for the damn thing.
If I receive a text and I see a green bubble instead of a blue one, I automatically lose a little respect for you.
Turned my keyboard upside down and gave it a shake. If I were to reassemble all of the crumbs, flakes and other detritus, I could have a (stale) two course lunch.
"Right now there is a dead hamster in my freezer". This is a direct quote from the woman behind me in line at quick check
Keep it moving... Keep it moving...that should be your ONLY thought in Starbucks - no matter if you are working or waiting for coffee...starbucks is NOT for beginners between 7-11am. you have been warned.
yahoo's stream is about as powerful as an 80 year old man with an inflamed prostate... why are they still posting videos?
The Emmys 2013-More Dead Than Alive!
You know what's great for a pounding headache? One hundred kids at recess outside of your building. #birthcontrol
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