Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Bryce Gruber

Woke up this morning convinced my water broke. Then I realized Ben left an open water bottle in my bed at 6am. Boo.

Oscar O. Flores

Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because that's bad for you too.

Ben Mehl

Whenever I go to the gym, I yell, "BEAST MODE!" Then eat 5 donuts.

Suzanne Lyons

The consistences with Claire Danes roots episode over episode are beyond annoying.

Kenny Lakra

Every winter season, I lose a right handed glove...I lost it already this morning; Life - 24,652 vs Kenny - 22.8 ‪#‎fml‬ ‪#‎ojsimpson‬

Mark Marino

It's freezing at home. It's freezing in my office. I'm freezing all day. This is not a haiku.

Nancy Martira

If you want to ride a train in Germany, first you must solve a puzzle. ‪#‎ketchumscholar‬