Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh:

George Dodd

didnt know that a show about a family that produces duck calls even existed?

Marina Ginzburg

I love the traffic caused by last minute Christmas shoppers...it's like it was a surprise that it's on the 25th.

Karina A Do

That awkward moment you realized you set up a conference call 5 minutes from now.

Natalie Denisenko Grainger

to the passengers of flight DL1957: you're welcome. we're so glad our teething, runny nosed, inconsolable, 8 month old could make you realize how grateful you are for your own family (and that he is not your yours). Merry Christmas!

Meagan Murphy

Some of you nerds need to simmer down on your days off.‪#‎excessive‬

Joey LaCroix

Had no idea Christmas was such a popular time to get engaged, but congrats half of Facebook

Jen Khoury

You know those signs on the mountain that say, "caution: trees don't move"? Well, I can now substantiate those claims.‪#‎GladesAreNotForMe‬ ‪#‎IlookLikeABatteredWoman‬

Jennifer Caluri

I can't explain how happy I am that I don't have to move those elves tonight. I threw them in a trunk like a serial killer

Brian John

There's nothing in this box. The wrapping paper IS the gift.‪#‎bieber‬ ‪#‎christmas‬

Dan DeMiglio

All I want for Christmas is to not be included in your mass text.

Ser Enchilada

Me (circa 1982) ‪#‎throwbackthursday‬