You people made me laugh:
didnt know that a show about a family that produces duck calls even existed?
I love the traffic caused by last minute Christmas shoppers...it's like it was a surprise that it's on the 25th.
That awkward moment you realized you set up a conference call 5 minutes from now.
to the passengers of flight DL1957: you're welcome. we're so glad our teething, runny nosed, inconsolable, 8 month old could make you realize how grateful you are for your own family (and that he is not your yours). Merry Christmas!
Had no idea Christmas was such a popular time to get engaged, but congrats half of Facebook
You know those signs on the mountain that say, "caution: trees don't move"? Well, I can now substantiate those claims.#GladesAreNotForMe #IlookLikeABatteredWoman
I can't explain how happy I am that I don't have to move those elves tonight. I threw them in a trunk like a serial killer
All I want for Christmas is to not be included in your mass text.