January 3, 2014

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention



ahhh yes, "see you next year"...clever.

Anybody else forget how to work?

Computer scientists have designed a new computer able to learn from its mistakes. They're calling it "The Not Lindsay Lohan."

Some girls are so desperate. Who calls 3 times, leaves a voicemail, and sends a text?? Take a hint, mom.

Celebrating 5 years with Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants today. My commitment to my job has lasted longer than all the Kardashian marriages combined.

In general, it's best to include "of snow" when asking "so, how many inches did you get?"...misinterpretations can easily occur.

Teachers have a snow day today? No way. Thanks for letting me know!
Teachers have a snow day today? No way. Thanks for letting me know!


That awkward moment when your office is closed but you didn't get the memo because you're new.





Hey guys, women prefer the strong, silent type. So next time you go to the gym, try and shut the hell up about it.

First winter in Williamsburg. Faced with the realization that all the guys jeans are too tight to shovel. ‪#‎thestrugglecontinues‬

Snow is fun...said no one over 4 that has to shovel this sh!t

Please, Florida, tell us more about how cold you are.

Love,
Everywhere else