You people made me laugh:
admits that when he sees a PSU decal on the back of a car, he's significantly less inclined to let them merge.
FACT: People who say "i'm parched" want everyone to know that they're not only thirsty, they're also an asshole. #MondayMeetings
If you answer your phone during my ride... You do NOT get a tip. Period.
NYC tourist pro tip: Riding the subway during rush hour is a really great way to get yelled at.
Soccer: Nobody in this country cares. Thanks.