Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh:

George Dodd

1 min · Glen Ridge, NJ · 

admits that when he sees a PSU decal on the back of a car, he's significantly less inclined to let them merge.

Sam Jones

2 hrs · New York, NY · Edited · 

FACT: People who say "i'm parched" want everyone to know that they're not only thirsty, they're also an asshole. ‪#‎MondayMeetings‬

Brittany Hennessy

3 hrs · 

If you answer your phone during my ride... You do NOT get a tip. Period.

Kassia Graham

June 7 at 9:38pm · 

I have a confession to make: Pornstache really does it for me. ‪#‎OITNB‬‪#‎bitchincamaro‬

Meagan Murphy

4 hrs · 

NYC tourist pro tip: Riding the subway during rush hour is a really great way to get yelled at.

Roland Brian

49 mins · Atlanta, GA · 

Soccer: Nobody in this country cares. Thanks.

Hollie McKay

16 mins · Instagram · 

Forget the missing dog.

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Keira Leigh

28 mins · 

Unlike actual soccer players, I'm pretty sure this was me faking an injury so I could eat orange slices and drink Gatorade on the sideline. ‪#‎tbt‬‪#‎WorldCup‬

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Meagan Murphy

1 hr · New York, NY · Edited · 

Times I've missed my stop while sleeping on the train: 0 (Since moving here)
Times I've missed my stop while playing a game on my phone: 4 (Since June 3)

Nick Hargus

2 hrs · 

It appears that Pandora all of a sudden decided that I am a suicidal adolescent.