You people made me laugh:
The only people more deserving of scorn than those who abuse hashtags online are those who speak in hashtags.
Being outside feels like being inside a giant vagina. #moist
I'm not sure if my neighbors are using the vacuum to drown out the sound of her moaning or the vacuum is somehow part of the whole thing, but we all know they're having sex at 10am. Happy Friday!
I know I'm getting on in years, but I'm holding true to my lifelong dream... of having a reckless one-night-stand and, many months later, going on Maury to see if I am the father.
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