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You people made me laugh:

Frank Sina

1 hr · 

Starting to apply Tinder practices to real life. Shoving people I don't like to my left in stores...

Gerilyn Choc Rodgers

22 mins · Union, NJ · 

Listening to a man rant about how he performed brain surgeries on mummies 250,000 years ago. ‪#‎ilovenjt‬

Traci Coulter

35 mins · Philadelphia, PA · 

I can't find the remote and Days of Our Lives is on. They are talking about making sure that you do the purest coke and the girl thinks that she should get tested for STDs since she is a slut. I'm not quite sure what is happening. Also, where are Bo and Hope?

Leah Cramer

1 min · Boston, MA · 

Does everyone else hold their breaths when buying something from a vending machine in anticipation your treat might not fall?!?! So nerve racking.

James Mulcahy

28 mins · Instagram · 

My version of the hot dog leg photo.

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Paula Froelich via Alex Leo

8 mins · 

Reuters - always the first to get the story!

Diet and exercise may help maintain weight loss

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Programs focused on both diet and exercise may help people who have lost weight keep the pounds from creeping back on, according to a new analysis of past studies. Orlistat,

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