You people made me laugh:
Great thing about conference calls from hotel rooms: you don't *have* to wear pants.
It's amazing to me how you can keep posting pictures of your filthy house with zero shame!! I can't be the only one who ALWAYS looks in the background and checks out the room!! At least crop it or try and push some of that shit out of the way before you take the picture...
My favorite thing about Britney Spears's leaked grocery list is that it's impossible to guess if "Capris" refers to cigarettes or Suns.
At an event.. "What's not sweet?" A steak. I sell cupcakes. Go away.
The city smells like if you took all the trash in New York, put it in a bag, lit it on fire, and put it at Jesus's doorstep.
Why is Carson Daly on TV so early in the morning, or at all?