September 23, 2014

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Your Facebook Status Updates Made Me Laugh:



Sabina Hitchen
1 hr · New York, NY · 
It really gets my goat when a cab takes you on a tour of NYC instead of the fastest route because they assume you don't know better & you are immersed in your emails & don't notice. In other words, I'm gonna be late for everything today ‪#‎DominoEffect‬


Callahan Dan
3 hrs · 
If you ever feel like you're having a bad day, just remember some adults have braces


Sam Jones
2 hrs · New York, NY · Edited · 
The truth is that if you have a job that requires you to wear a name tag, NO ONE gives a fuck what your name is. ‪#‎BeenThereDoneThat‬


Mindy Beth
57 mins · New York, NY · 
On another note, if you were my earrings I wore yesterday, where would you be?

Gina Bacchiocchi
1 hr · New York, NY · 
A guy at my deli this morning told me he keeps a 6 foot snake in his apartment and showed me pictures. Pretty sure that's not legal. And more importantly, what told him I would be impressed by this information?

John Bart
1 hr · New York, NY · 
People are saying the iPhone 6 is just TOO big. Means I will LOVE it.

Sam Jones
2 hrs · 
You know the saying; Some things are better left unsaid? Exactly how does that work? ‪#‎nofilter‬

Lauryn Kahn
11 hrs · Los Angeles, CA · 
When I go out, I'm gonna start asking people if they mind taking a picture of me and then just awkwardly wait for them to use their own cameras.

Ari Bernstein
1 hr · 

5. Light jacket over above combo
6. Fuck this shit I'm going to Florida

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