September 23, 2014

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Your Facebook Status Updates Made Me Laugh:

It really gets my goat when a cab takes you on a tour of NYC instead of the fastest route because they assume you don't know better & you are immersed in your emails & don't notice. In other words, I'm gonna be late for everything today ‪#‎DominoEffect‬

If you ever feel like you're having a bad day, just remember some adults have braces

The truth is that if you have a job that requires you to wear a name tag, NO ONE gives a fuck what your name is. ‪#‎BeenThereDoneThat‬

On another note, if you were my earrings I wore yesterday, where would you be?

A guy at my deli this morning told me he keeps a 6 foot snake in his apartment and showed me pictures. Pretty sure that's not legal. And more importantly, what told him I would be impressed by this information?

People are saying the iPhone 6 is just TOO big. Means I will LOVE it.

You know the saying; Some things are better left unsaid? Exactly how does that work? ‪#‎nofilter‬

When I go out, I'm gonna start asking people if they mind taking a picture of me and then just awkwardly wait for them to use their own cameras.

5. Light jacket over above combo
6. Fuck this shit I'm going to Florida