Jersey Shore - Season 3, Episode 7

I'm going to list just my general observations and reactions instead of a play-by-play.  The point is for you to read these blogposts and think "Totally, I totally thought the same thing!" and "Yes, that's the exact quote - awesome."  Here we go.

• So Sammi and Ronnie are donezo as of last episode ... shall we see what that leads into this week?  Indeed...I believe we shall.
• The problem with these two is that they fight and fight hard -- and in the end, they come back together, so they don't really realize the value of their words.  They need to break up and be done with it.  They don't realize that one time these fights are really going to be the end.
• Anyone notice how nice and tiled the bathroom is - and how ugly and old the entire house is otherwise?
• Ronnie has some pent up anger because of Sammi and he's going to take it out on Mike and let him know how not cool it is for Mike to playing both sides.  Granted, Mike shouldn't be doing that - but Ronnie's problem is with Sammi - not Mike.
• Sammi - he wasn't with a girl.  Unless the girl was a producer of a show. Called Jersey Shore.  Like, chill the fuck out, you insecure beast.
• "You're mad at him for your mistakes?" - Sammi to Ronnie about his confrontation with Mike.
• "Sit down, grab some popcorn, and watch."- Ronnie to Sammi about what's about to go down with him and Mike
• After hearing Ronnie's stupid passive aggressive bullshit about confronting Mike, I am pretty sure that he and Sam are actually quite perfect for each other.  Passive aggressive people make me violently ill.  Say what you have to say or shut the fuck up and leave people be. 
• Mike has a point - he is telling BOTH Ronnie and Sam that they should be apart.  Also, Mike has a good conscience...that's the bottom line.  He told her to believe the note - and that's that.  He was absolutely right to do that.  And, when Mike apologized, I thought it was the noble thing to do and I'm happy that uncomfortable scene is over.  It's much more fun to watch girls kick each others' asses.
• Mmmm...Margaritas!  I want one.
• Were fluorescent pink nails cool this summer?
• Roger to Seaside .: Shane to Fair Lawn
• Sammi, if you aren't OVER Miami and what Ronnie did and can't accept his apology - then GET OVER THIS RELATIONSHIP.  If you accepted his apology, then please move on and establish a sense of normalcy.
• The problem with Sammi is that she is so incredibly insecure, that she needs to keep bringing this up to Ronnie so he feels as though he needs to kiss her ass or realize tenfold what he has with her.  What she doesn't realize, is that she's pushing him away by doing this.
• I can't look at a Jersey Girl in a Gucci hat and believe that it's real.  However, since I know Snookster makes bank from this show, I'm pretty sure it's legit.
• "She's going to have a more better time hanging out with us." - Snooki, about Sammi.
• Pauly D. cleans his sneakers with 409.  Hashtag Endorsement.
• There are too many beeps and emotions behind this fight between Ronnie and Sammi to really recap that argument.
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• "That's why I cheated on you in Miami, because you're a crazy selfish bitch." - Ronnie
• Ronnie is literally throwing out all of her stuff on the porch.
• I think that Ronnie needs a taste of his own medicine.  If Sammi is around another guy, he will freak the fuck out and that's what she needs.  And, that's what Ronnie needs to see.
• It's really nice of Snooki and Deena to move Sammi's bed, while she gets herself slutified. 
• Snooki says that trying to get this big mattress down the narrow stairs is a good analogy of Vinny trying to get his penis in her pinhole.
• Sammi is really being a complete dumbass.  Going to da club and trying to get a guy to makeout with you is one thing, but standing up and screaming "I'm single, where's the hottest guy?!"  is quite another.  She just looks stupid.
• And so does her Coach wristlet.
• Ronnie can't believe Sammi was dancing with some guy BUT he's claiming the smush room before he even goes out.  C'mon now.
• Ok so Ronnie is now literally destroying all of Sammi's stuff.  Not cool.  He just proved himself no better than JWoww's ex, Tommy.
• I do feel bad for Sammi at this particular moment because no matter how bad things get, a man who loves and cares about you shouldn't disrespect you or your stuff.
• I am just so incredibly annoyed with this Ronnie and Sammi situation.  I like, can't even explain it.  I know there's no point in analyzing this relationship, so I won't - but I just have SO many thoughts.
• So JWoww wants to give Roger something to remember before he leaves Seaside for a day.  Flashback to the sex shop when the girls went lingerie shopping and she got that leather get-up.  Cut to present moment: JWoww puts that on for Roger.
• "JWoww looks so hot. Like, porn star hot. If Roger wasn't there, I'd have sex with her." - Snooki
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• "Alright, let's go play." - Roger
• "I'm stressed out over Sam and Ron's relationship.  Am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?" - Pauly D
• So this guy comes over to Snooki and Deena at the bar and offers them shots. They completely call him out over his tight shorts and actually ask him to stand up so they can point out the fact that they can see his wiener.
• Please note: when the girls are in the confessional talking about it, the background images are actual hot dogs and sausages on the grill.  Classic MTV.
• Sammi gathers the girls and talks about how the relationship needs to be done because it's not healthy and she has to leave.  She has to quit this kid.
• Sammi wants to leave and she's telling everyone one by one about it.  Ronnie gets wind of this and calls Sammi outside to talk.
• "I need to go home and get myself together," says Sammi.  
• "So you're walking away from this?" - Ronnie.  "Yes."
• Ronnie and Sammi are now in a hugging and crying embrace.  And now I am crying too.  Is this a JOKE? Why am I crying?  Why can't they just work it out?
• I really like the color paint in that upstairs wall.
• Does Sammi come back this season? Can anyone answer that?
• Ronnie is watching her leave on the roof.  That makes me cry even more.  
• "Never thought there would be a day that she just left. I miss her and I love her. ANd I will definitely regret all the negative shit I've ever done.  Now more than ever." - Ronnie, before he breaks into tears.

Does anyone watch the After Show?