American Idol 8 - Episode 6

Here we are - Episode 6 brings us to Salt Lake City, land of Mormans, my favorite kind of people, after the Amish.

Let's get to it:

• David Osmond - One of a million Osmonds, this gorgeous piece of man does a fantastic job at his audition. The fact that he has MS just made my heart break. I'm really happy he made it through and I'm going to call it right now - Top 12. Yea, that's right.
• What's up with the producers and their ongoing failure to keep us in suspense? Enough with us having to "wait outside the door" to see if auditioner comes out with a golden ticket. Ten times out of 10, they're going to Hollywood. It's not a surprise anymore.
• Tara Mathews - aka ESPizzle: This girl not only shouldn't wear an outfit like that in general, but most definitely shouldn't wear that outfit when she's about a ton. She's awful altogether. BuhBye.
• Rich Kagel - aka Crosseyed Freak: You're joking right? I want to know what drugs you're on.
• Chris Kirkham - aka Johnny Drama (remember when he bangs the rabbit?): He wasn't necessarily THAT bad, but obviously he's not good enough for Hollywood. He really thought he had a chance of making it in and rightfully so, as he wasn't THAT bad. But, he got a no.
• Frankie Jordan - aka stay-at-home-mom-#1: She has the voice of a powerful black woman and I REALLY liked her.
• Megan Corkery - aka stay-at-home-mom-#2: I really dug her vibe, her look, tattoos, everything...I definitely liked her voice, but would have been happier had she sung something more modern. I'm not sure if I think she'll make it to Top 24, but she definitely is memorable.
• Andrew Gibson - aka Andre the Giant: Your voice is deep. You're scary. You're not going to Hollywood
• Austin Sisneros - aka Senior Class President: First of all, I love your first name. Secondly, you were okay, nothing special. I'm not sure why you chose to sing such old and weird songs, considering you are a young and vivrant 17-year-old. You're off to Hollywood, but you better bring your A-game.
• Actual Quote from someone on the street who didn't make it through: "I am one of the American Idol"
• Taylor Vaifuna - aka 5'11 biznatch: I liked her release. I can't believe she's 16. She's not bad. See ya in Hollywood.
• Rose Flack- aka Hippie Chick: Both of this poor girl's parents passed away and I just think she is the CUTEST thing ever!! I definitely think she needs a makeover and needs to wear shoes. I mean, you're in a city, not a farm. Nevertheless, I liked her voice, but didn't think it was really too powerful. The judges seemed to like her, so we'll see what happens.

Another shitty episode. Who will be one of the American Idol??