- is wondering if he should make breakfast for the passed out drunk guy outside his door.
- saw a large flock of birds flying over Manhattan yesterday and thought, "How beautiful." Little did I know they had the power to down a jet.
- power out in Toronto, plane lands in river...what's next Eagles in the Superbowl? YESSSSSSS.
- is 2cm dialated....contractions 6-9 min apart!!!!!!
- but what i'm really thinking is - who updates FB when they're in labor??
- someone just walked by my office and threw his trash in my basket. What IS that?
- is going to be frozen to a telephone pole tomorrow ..come and find me.
- dear god I wish my office was more like THE office.
- is NOT watching Bush's farewell speech to the nation. Hey George, you're done. Go away. Nobody cares what you have to say anymore.
- was actually emotionally moved by Bush's Farewell Address.
- Someone Commented: yea, I was moved too...all the way to the toilet to drop off some kids
- wore uggs all day...without socks.
- is wondering if the headlines tomorrow in the NYC tabloids will be "Miracle on the Hudson" or "God Is My Co-Pilot."
- Comments:
- I've already seen at Huffington Post, Miracle Off 47th Street
- Or, US AIR. FASTEST WAY FROM LA GUARDIA TO MID TOWN.
- Or maybe more sensational: U.S. Scare-ways.
- "When Birds Attack!" (Allegedly)
- It's a bird, it's a plane.. No, it's pilotman!
- How about "Hope Floats"
- 'Geese' Who's Coming to Dinner
- let the cliches fly.....this guy is a true stud...he was the last one off the plane after making sure everyone was off safely...he's simply a " plane hero"
- Fowl Landing ....
- went fishing in the hudson river and caught a plane.
- is offended by what a massage chair just did to him..
- All I hear out of you is, BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'm a dirty tramp.
- is learning new things everyday...u have to plug the toaster in to toast things.
January 16, 2009
Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 5
I'm bored with the comments about how cold it is outside, the plane that went down and what not. BUT - Here are some recent faves:
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Although it wasn't me, I just thought you should know...if you're in labor, there's usually plenty of time to update facebook. Tragically true.
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