Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 31

• is involved in a very unhealthy relationship with her snooze button.
• says RIP, Tatiana. Gone but not forgotten.
• Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
• is mildly senile.
• went to physical therapy today and is wondering why no one told he about it before. Its code for someone stretches you out and gives you massages!!
• is getting mentally prepared for st patty's day in hoboken...
• Does anyone know where, in the world, is Carmen Sandiego?
• officially hates my DVR. Who was the last Wild Card pick on Idol? Ughhh!
• wants you to read Hoboken St. Patty's Preparation http://www.realhoboken.com/columns/2007_columns/spd_survival.htm.