Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention 32 & 33

As is only fair, this weekend's status update mentions will be separated by those who are awesome and went to the St. Patty's Day celebration in Hoboken - and by those who didn't.

Here we go!

• doesn't know who St. Patrick is or what he did to deserve sainthood... but judging by yesterday it probably had something to do with vomiting on the Path train.
• just got back from Church. You better believe I thanked God that I am in one piece today.
• you win hoboken st. patty's day...you always do.
• is finding it very easy being green today.
• already saw 3 random people wearing St. Patty's burntees today!!!
• is up and ready to shake her shamrocks...cell it!
• Thinks Hoboken can fit a few more drunks on the street tonight - not every square inch is currently occupied
• In hoboken, partying, and some chic is trying to guilt trip me into donating my hair. Awesome.
• I think I am never going to Hoboken again. Last year I lost my ID. This year I lost my camera, sweater, and gray scarf. Luckily my camera was a piece of crap, I hated that scarf, and I have another of the same sweater.
• you can't drink all day if you don't start @ breakfast...8:47 train to 'boken :).

The rest of you ...

• Does anyone out there know if the After Dark Screen Saver program exists for Windows? I really miss those flying toasters.
• is wishing all the ladies a happy international women's day!!!! that's right...we get another holiday!!!!
• is wondering when is International Men's Day? Or is that the other 364 days of the year? (if you're reading this Mom, I'm just kidding).
• is taking Frankie to the driving range to work on my retirement plan ... er I mean his golf game. No pressure kid.
• is going for a walk....not the after dinner kind....
• is heading back to Brooklyn, there's hamentasch to be baked! Happy almost-Purim, my Jewish brethren.
• is walking shamefully.
• fuck farmers and stealing my hour of sleep....
• promises not to makeout with random heterosexual engaged white males - esp. when their fiance is close by! Had the best time hanging with Brian and the crew...
• finally found Girl Scout cookies and made up for "lost time" in one afternoon. Samoas should be outlawed; they're so addictive.
• doesn't holler back at guys in white stretch limos or silver Hummers.
• 1:57am -> 1:58am ->1:59am -> 3:00am? I feel gyped.
• is trying to figure out which commercial song is better: Subways' "Five Dollar Footlong" or McDonald's "Gimme Back That Filet O Fish."
• @ Bed Bath & Beyond, picking up some Ed Hardy bedsheets. Now when I sleep I can dream of being a huge D-Bag.
• is at Britney and loving the circus.
• I didn't commit to that party,so please don't yell at me 4 not telling u when I may not even be going! Luv being back in nyc, land of everyone BBMs 2 F-ing much.
• is at Bagatelle with crystal and trying to figure out if it's 6 pm or 6 am.
• wants you to consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, she'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
• is looking for outside seating and a cold beverage.
• is brunching her balls off.
• doesn't have to worry about changing his clocks tomorrow, since he never changed them in the Fall..

AND NOW...the number one facebook status update, with a tally of 12 friends is:

• would like my hour back.