April 30, 2009

Pick Up LineZ: True Story (Dating StorieZ 2)

So I've gotten some pretty good dating stories recently.  Don't worry, they'll all be posted under an anonymous identity.  But, since I haven't had a chance to edit those, and I'm interested in keeping you entertained, here's a quickie:

--By Stuck with the Smucks in the City
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED WITH ZLATA FAERMAN - THIS IS WITH AN ANONYMOUS DATER IN THE CITY....Just want to make that clear....
So I know you said you were interested in dating stories, but I cannot resist telling you about two separate instances I've had, where the absolute worst pick up lines came to exist in my memory bank.
  1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  2. How about you play lion and I play lion tamer. You open your mouth and I'll put my head in.
(Editor's Note: After many back and forths with this particular person, in an attempt to coerce her to tell the actual stories, she's refused and currently only wants to share the pick up lines that were used.)

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