Today's victim: The Yankee Doodle Boy in Full House (1993.) Remember him? He helped Michelle in the play where she was the Statue of Liberty? Since I was only 11 at the time, I wasn't really sure what gay meant - or what gay tendencies were. It wasn't until later (during syndication and college procrastination) that I'd watch these reruns and think, "Man, that kid HAS to be gay now."
Without a notebook handy, my thoughts go as quickly as they come - and it's not until years later that something reminds me - "Shit, I wanted to Google that."
So here I am, watching High School Musical [yes, laugh at me because it's Saturday night] and I get the thought that the main guy (not Zack Effron) is quite obviously gay in this movie - and that futhermore, I'm happy they are portraying a homosexual kid in a popular Disney movie, since I do think the exposure is a good thing.
But I digress -- I remembered that I wanted to look up Yankee Doodle Boy - aka Blake McIver Ewing - and I did just that. On account of my ADD, I got into it a LITTLE too much and found a lot more people. I hope enjoy.
In the spirit of Full House, that's exactly where we'll start. Remember Kimmy Gibbler's man for a hot second, Duade? He had one line and one like only - "Whatever," and it was CLASSIC. In fact, me and Mar still use it to this day.
How about Nicky and Alex? Remember those two cute twins?
And of course, the catalyst for this complete waste of a Saturday evening - Yankee Doodle Boy.
Next up, the ever-so-wholesome show, 7th Heaven. Remember little Ruthie?
NOW
Wonder Years anyone? My main man Paul...Sticking with Reality, let's take a look at what the Queen of Media, Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandiera) looked like during his HS years...Could it be he's so evil now because he was completely made fun of by the cool kids?
THEN
Ok, let us move into the movie genre, shall we? I want to start off with a boy from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Why? Because he died in 2000 and I'd rather start it off with this than end with it. I absolutely LOVED this guy! Apparently, he died from an accidental overdose.
THEN
Curly Sue chicky - remember that cutie patootie???Kindergarten Cop boy
THEN
Ok these last two are doozies - get ready. This is the boy from Cheaper By the Dozen --one of the Baker BoysTHEN
Varsity Blues, anyone? Billy Bob!!!THEN
CRAZY RIGHT?!?!?!!??!?!?!!?
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