Some Facebook Status Updates are Worth a Mention - 111

• Dominic is mastering doing number 1 in the pottie.....Number 2......Not so much!!!!
• you know it was one of those nights when you wake up and your stomach demands a diet coke for breakfast.
• Singing obscenities to parkway retards
• That's cool if you want to wear a curtain disguised as a scarf. I just ask that you have some sort of wind maintenance strategy to prevent your fellow sidewalk dwellers from getting whipped by aforementioned curtain-as-a-scarf. XOXO
• I thought I would do something completely unpredictable and go to Ted's after work. I know, I'm THAT original.
• I think I'm rolling credits at 4:50pm. Get me on that 5:26 home!
• is goo-goo for Gaga.