July 20, 2010

Take a swig from your boobies!


Jersey Shore Must-Have: The Wine Rack

Wine Rack is a $28.75 sports bra containing pouches for liquid attached to a straw, so you can finally enjoy drinking from your own boobs.  The pouches can hold up to 750ml of liquid (think: a bottle of wine) and makes your chest look bigger in the process.

Clearly, this is not an article of clothing I can enjoy, but I invite someone to buy and review this product for me immediately – if not sooner.