August 24, 2010

Gossip Roundup

There’s a lot going down in the Wood of Holly and I’m here to enlighten you on the only stories I actually think are entertaining.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale

Not much to say about this one.  Danielle Staub is a full-out lunatic and (hottie) Albie hit the nail on the head when he said she thrives on this, it’s her life, keeps her going, etc.  I think it’s a damn shame that Staub talks to her KIDS about this and has an 11-year-old girl validate her mother’s decisions.  Is that normal?  Like, no.

Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon Sex Tape

Why oh why do people in Hollywood film themselves doing dirty deeds? WHY?? Following reports that douchebag Spencer Pratt is trying to sell a sex tape of his almost ex-wife Heidi Montag, TMZ.com now claims he also has footage that features Karissa Shannon.  Shannon, one of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends, confirmed that such a tape does exist, but she highly doubts that Spencer has a copy.  However, she says that if he tries to make the tapes public, she’ll take legal action.  Pratt realizes how much money he can make selling these tapes and is apparently in talks with Vivid Entertainment.  The tapes feature Heidi before AND after surgery.  I mean, how many sex tapes do you need to make? 

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Divorce

No surprise here.  Nine months after Tiger made headlines for his extramarital affairs (emphasis on the plural affairS) the couple officially announce their split. “We' are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future,” they said in an official statement.  “While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.  Their was no settlement figure released (yet) but they will share parenting of their two young children.

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