January 18, 2011

Kelly Osbourne Has Sex with a Trans-gender!

This morning on Elvis Duran and the Z-Morning Zoo, Greg T presented his usual Tuesday/Thursday "Topic Train" and one of the topics was about sleeping with someone through "six degrees of separation."  Meaning, you slept with someone who's slept with someone else - ergo, you slept with that someone else.  Make sense?  No? Go smoke a joint and you'll get it.
Luke Worrall and Kelly Osbourne (Pic: Splashnews.com)

Well, if you recall the big news recently, Kelly Osbourne broke up with her fiance Luke Worral on account of him having a secret affair with another person.  This person's name is Elle Schneider, and she was born a man!  If that doesn't make Kelly feel a little bit better about "the other woman" than I don't know what would! 

Elle Schneider (Pic: Splashnews.com)

Elle is 21-years-old and from Miami.  She started her life as Reynaldo Gonzalez.  According to Elle, "I was open with Luke that I was born a boy. He didn't mind - in fact, it turned him on more."  She goes on to say "He always insisted that he was single and I had no idea he was engaged to Kelly Osbourne."  To which I reply, REALLY?  Do you read any sort of blogs, newspapers, magazines?  No idea, really?!

Anyway, the pair met at a nightclub in New York and it wasn't long (that's what she said) before they started a romantical relationship. "It was only when I took my clothes off that he saw I had a penis. He wasn't faxed by it - he was very complimentary."

I'm all about equal opportunity and think it's great that Luke is open to the idea of a relationship with a transgenered person.  He really is a pioneer in this category, seeing as how I never really heard/read/seen another quasi-celebrity in the news for anything like this before.

Good luck to them and Kelly, good riddance! 

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