June 30, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Some of the best status updates from today, June 30, 2011

  • Anthony Crupi I no longer call it “booze.” From here on out, it’s “you’re-making-a-damn-spectacle-of-yourself juice.”
  • Sabrina Eldredge remind me, who had the genius whiskey shots idea last night?
  • Michelle Burgos Weintraub\ Chop't: home of the $18 salad.
  • Laura Schreffler I am on set with bradley cooper, jason bateman and dax shepard. life doesn't get much better.
  • Rae Patrick if i was on the titanic when it sank, i would raid the kitchen for unguarded sheet cake (LOVE sheet cake) while everyone else was all panicking on deck
  • I Have Zlata Thoughts Paydays are like male porn stars...they take an unnaturally long time to come.
  • Alexis Wagner Attention all rich media ads...put a flippin 'x' in the corner of your ad so I have the option of closing it!!! If you don't, not only do I permanently hate the brand you are representing, but I will also boycott the website you appeared on. GRRRRRR
  • Brian Safchik Signed up for the Bronx Half-Marathon - August 28th...Apparently I'm out of my mind!
  • Tarik Trad The data from my Angry Birds scores did not transfer to my new iPhone. All my scores are gone! I have to start all over. I'm so upset, I could catapult myself into a labyrinth of wood, glass and concrete...
  • AJ Jacobs Dear Silicon Valley: Please stop inventing social media platforms that I feel obligated to learn about (Looking at you Google+)
  • Jim Shi Something to ponder today: If a tomato is a fruit, then is ketchup technically a smoothie?
  • Ronald Joseph Lin I is watching women's tennis because it is a-w-e-s-o-m-e. Seriously, watching a bunch of hot chicks in short skirts bouncing around and grunting everytime they come in contact with balls? You can't beat that.
  • Chantelle Lauren Zino conveniently still hasn't unpacked since the last time I was DTS. Perfect!
  • Rachel Wallins Just tripped up the bus steps and hit my head on the overhead compartment. My name sure ain't Grace.
  • Jessi Alpart when life throws u lemons .... time to break out the damn lemon drop shots
  • Zlata Faerman If Boy George let his pet lizard smoke pot, would he be a calmer chameleon?