April 5, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention



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Alright Septa, just want to be home by Grey's Anatomy please. Not too much to ask for.

U know whats also awesome about living in an apt complex? People leaving bible passages nonchalantly on the washing machines. F'ing weirdos

Pleaseeeeeeee mom!!!

The Douche leaving after the 8th inning

Chili Omelet, Camelia Grill, New Orleans. Took this two weeks ago, but I feel like it's still with me.

me: what are your plans tomorrow? marc: well, I am off, so I am probably going to go to breakfast and then out with the guys for lunch me: I hope you choke on your pancake and do not make it to lunch.... — with Marc Palmieri.