This is what sleep deprivation does to a (formerly) normal person: I am sitting in a meeting with senior management, and one of them repeats a few times “please show it, just show it” about something we’ve been talking about. In my head, I immediately answer him with “I’m sexy and I know it!” #needavacationasap
Just figured out a way to train a dog in 30 seconds. Sit him down in front of the TV and make him watch that Sarah McLachlan commercial about animal abuse. Point at the screen. “That could be you if you don’t clean up your act.” Et voilà! Instantly housebroken.