August 27, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
Late Night Version:
Why do advertisers think I want to like barbershops? Seriously, 3 different Facebook ads in 2 days. Is this because of the Italian husband thing?
You know you're out of shape when I can smell you while zipping past you on rollerblades!
Watching "Romeo and Juliet" on Broadway starring Justin Guarini and Elvin from "The Cosby Show." Oh, and Orlando Bloom.
The ironing instructions on linen clothes may as well say "Good luck with this, asshole" and then have a picture of the middle finger
You know you're a speech therapist when you're the only one on the plane who's not upset about sitting next to a 3 year old child
Welcome to Newark... Enjoy your stay!
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