Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
Late Night Version:
Why do advertisers think I want to like barbershops? Seriously, 3 different Facebook ads in 2 days. Is this because of the Italian husband thing?
Watching "Romeo and Juliet" on Broadway starring Justin Guarini and Elvin from "The Cosby Show." Oh, and Orlando Bloom. — with Alecia Wesner.
The ironing instructions on linen clothes may as well say "Good luck with this, asshole" and then have a picture of the middle finger
You know you're a speech therapist when you're the only one on the plane who's not upset about sitting next to a 3 year old child
Welcome to Newark... Enjoy your stay! #Ewr
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