Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Lindsey DiGiovanni

21 mins · 

nice thing about working from home: catching up on a laundry. crappy thing about working from home: catching up on laundry.

Jared Eng

2 mins · 

It's incredibly embarrassing when your friend finds out you're in town through Tinder. ‪#‎oops‬ 

Nick Hargus

29 mins · 

People aren't against you; they are for themselves.

Aly Walansky

15 hrs · 

Packing drunk. This will totally end well.

Jen Khoury

1 hr · Atlanta, GA · 

OK, Dos Equis, The most interesting man in the world is no longer an interesting ad campaign. Please. Make it stop.

John Bart

1 hr · Long Branch, NJ · 

Dear Barbra Walters,...

GET WHOOPIE'S LIFE FOR THEM SHOES.

That's all.

Jesse Brukman

26 mins · Twitter · 

YouTube Comedian is like Hitler impersonator. How good do you really want to be?

David Moye

27 mins · 

I developed a new type of martial arts just for klutzes. I call it sna fu