April 2, 2014

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


nice thing about working from home: catching up on a laundry. crappy thing about working from home: catching up on laundry.

It's incredibly embarrassing when your friend finds out you're in town through Tinder. ‪#‎oops‬ 

People aren't against you; they are for themselves.

Packing drunk. This will totally end well.

OK, Dos Equis, The most interesting man in the world is no longer an interesting ad campaign. Please. Make it stop.

Dear Barbra Walters,...
GET WHOOPIE'S LIFE FOR THEM SHOES.
That's all.

YouTube Comedian is like Hitler impersonator. How good do you really want to be?

I developed a new type of martial arts just for klutzes. I call it sna fu