July 3, 2014

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


there is no sexy way to eat a peach

Camping = any overnight experience without wifi

Listen carefully how someone speaks to you about other people. This is how they will speak to other people about you.

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Ugh! We've all been there! Am I right girls....
For everyone complaining it is too hot outside today: I need you to close your eyes and remember digging your car out of 35 inches of snow for the third time in a week when you swore you would never complain about the summer again.

No thanks, I can tell by the stuffed animals all over your back window, our relationship would end with you stabbing me.