Working in PR means that I know when your e-mail is passive aggressive even though the language technically isn't because we all use the same damn crap.
I am thisclose to going upstairs and ripping the high heels off my neighbor's feet. With my teeth.
If you don't like the Chili Peppers maybe you're just not California enough. #'furnia
Bigger the V neck, bigger the douche
Teetering on canceling a dinner party I'd planned on hosting next Saturday night. My Boyfriend's got me thinking I may be a terrible hostess. According to him it's rude to answer every question with "Huh? I don't know. Get the fuck out of my apartment." #HostThis
Fact: A Pinterest minute equals 15 real life minutes.
Just saw a car with "I hate your stick figure family" on the back window and immediately fell in love with that person.