You people made me laugh:
Thinking about lubing myself up with Crisco so I can get these "skinny" jeans over my ass. #NeedToGoBackOnAdderall
Proof that soul mates exist: peanut butter and chocolate.
I don't know if I feel comfortable endorsing you on LinkedIn for the full Microsoft Office Suite. Excel? Maybe we can talk.
So I guess the reason everyone was staring at me on the subway was the giant, black, coal like mark running from my mouth down my face. Cool.
My alarm went off at a HUGE cliffhanger moment in my dream. I tried going back to sleep to get back to my dream but it didn't work. Now I'll never know!!! It's like a show that gets cancelled after the season finale airs.
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