Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Your Facebook Status Updates made me laugh:

Jen Khoury

10 mins · 

Currently one of those people working on their laptop at Starbucks because the cleaning people are at our apartment and I have social anxiety with people who have heavy accents. Also, the girl next to me is so loud I can hear her through my headphones. K? ‪#‎alarmageddon‬

George Dodd

2 mins · Houston, TX · 

was about to post a status about eating Vietnamese for lunch and not spilling sriracha on his shirt. Now it's just a status about eating Vietnamese for lunch.

Maggie DiVita

7 hrs · Brighton, NY · 

I will give any amount of $ to ALS to see no more videos of people hopping in buckets of ice on Facebook.

Roland Brian

1 hr · Atlanta, GA · Edited · 

The people behind the Activia Challenge must be really jealous of the ALS campaign.

Sam Jones

31 mins · New York, NY · 

Fact: It's not 'a walk of shame' if you leave on roller skates.

Jen Khoury

11 hrs · 

You know you've hit rock bottom when you eat a brownie for breakfast.‪#‎DietStartsTomorrow‬

Ben Mehl

1 hr · Whiting, NJ · 

Million dollar idea: a vegan protein powder called, 'No Whey, Bro!'

Casey Stickles

1 hr · 

Monday and i'm out here like

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